Wind farms linked to tiny penis disease and other pro-mining headlines grace a mock homepage of what Fairfax Australia news sites could like should mining mogul Gina Rinehart interfere with editorial content.

Perth: Australia’s real capital and Cutest puppy ran over by Death Prius are among the made up headlines on the imagined Sydney Morning Herald homepage.

Comedian and writer Dan Ilic – who has appeared on Ten’s Can of Worms and is a presenter on ABC’s Hungry Beast – is behind the image.